Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Don’t Watch Don’t Listen Don’t Think
I woke up this morning feeling a bit deficient in protein, so grilled some meat, and washed it down with some of the high-test coffee I told you about last week. My wife, naturally, had something to say about my choice of breakfast food, but I raised the finger of silence, which ensured some peace and quiet as he ate. The finger of silence is one of those tools you choose marraige success over the years that no one tells you about when you get married. Always invoke the finger when I have not thrown down the required amount of coffee needed to boost my brain in normal daily function. Women often rely on the finger when carried in bags of things that have a department store logo is theirs. And what works for both. Yesterday I saw in the fun as the right reverend Obama spoke to an audience of their peers. (Thieves, crooks, shysters, peddlers, thieves, charlatans … I mean the Democrats.) It seems that the right reverend has decided that we will speak to the submission, telling one lie after another without stopping until November, when there are only two years until it has to be re-nominated. Now last week said its increased spending was actually a tax cut for average Americans, (the most abused term ever coined), which was fighting in the war on terror, (one minute every sixty ) that the necessary medical care for can happen, that the work was his priority, and not ask, do not say needed to be repealed. Then yesterday he told his audience not to listen to cable news, which is just a rehash of the last years fight with FOX. He managed to remember CNBC and MSNBC, but his main criticism was directed at Fox, because no one haunts the other shows. (Act murderer of Keith Olbermann is 44%, while O’Reilly is up 55%, and even Democratic FOX rate as the best source of news.) The Reverend does not want you to watch FOX because in reality might think that hope and change are much BS, and under his “leadership” of the country will be ruined. He would rather watch TV Obama approved as NBC, CBS and ABC. That’s where their lackeys brown nosing pontificate about what is good for you and for the country because youse is too dumb to Figger out for yerselfs. This morning, the Very Reverend is at a prayer breakfast, no doubt, telling the audience what God wants, and he is just the humble messenger. “If I’m not going to listen … then listen to what God wants … and you will not find that the message of the Fox. “(Or is it?) However, not always claim to be a god squader, but I remember the concept of free will, which clearly indicates that you have a choice on how things go, which means there must be an alternative argument. If you do not ever listen to the alternative, how will you know what the right decision? And who says that the right reverend is on the side of God? (When all your friends are atheists, there is a high probability that you are too, even if you are wearing the collar, and citing all the right chapters and verses.) Is that the old “Look what I do , not as I say, “and the public is catching up fast. No wonder the Reverend is running scarred. Instead of listening to the sweet flutter twenties, you are hearing the clang of the coins in the collection basket. Keep your eyes open, ears open, and their synapses firing, and the right reverend hangs his pocket watch back and forth, back and forth … no one can be hypnotized against their will. Greedmaster my good friend once told his followers that one of the keys to weight loss was “Sitdowns”. When asked why BBW “Sitdown” was said (in the style Greedmaster true), that “one of Sitdown” was when a Lardassian have the urge to get up and go for ice cream, just ” Sit your fat ass down. “So I’ve coined” Doodaoppozit “. Each time the Right Reverend tells you what to do, (which is anytime your mouf is open), “Doodaoppozit!